Watch the world spinning gently out of time

"A librarian begins a passionate affair with a mysterious woman who walks into his library. When she suddenly disappears he travels down to London to search for her only to discover that she has three identities - dancer, dominatrix and con-woman. But which one is the real Miranda?"

JB Hi-Fi’s ‘Miranda’ synopsis.

Spot on, I’d say.

Miranda

juniorgazette asked: So I think you'll find I couldn't do better. If I did better, I'd be god.

I really don’t know how to respond to these. So I won’t.

Miranda

Anonymous asked: It’s all just willies and front bottoms. We’ve all got them. Well one of them. Not many are blessed with both.

This was one of my favourites too.

Miranda

The goat!!!

My laptop nearly fell on the floor I was laughing so much!!!

Miranda